Happy 2012 Ladies And Gents!

You Mean It Wasn't True Love!?!

Katy Perry doing what I'm told is singing.

Well that didn't take too long.


 Katy Perry and Russell Brand are set for divorce. This after allegedly getting into a huge fight full of profanities and spending the holidays apart. 

Who saw this coming?!

Sooo an unfunny ex sexoholic and drug abuser comedian and former giant boobed christian rock artist turned edgy pop star who probably gets dick thrown at her like frisbees at a dog park, can't seem to make a rushed marriage seem to work. Is there no such thing as true love? Where's the justice? Katy, don't forget your parting gift!

 Russel Brand doing...who the hell knows, not comedy.

Catty Toddler Calls Other Toddler A Hooker

Yep, It's exactly as it sounds.

Was Jennifer Aniston Really That Desperate?

I don't think anyone would argue that Jennifer Aniston is a lovely, sexy woman, who single handedly keeps the chloroform market afloat via weird dudes that write blog posts about how hot she is while waiting for her to come home from behind her bushes...not that I know anything about that or anything.

It's Like A Booty Tsunami

Hilariousness courtesy of The Onion:

Courtney Stodden And Creepy Husband Whore Up Christmas

so so disturbing...

I Can Tell Where This Is Going

Kendall Jenner with her other 16 year old girlfreinds dancing around a strip pole?

I'm sure all these ladies will grow up to be well adjusted and respected women.

All I'm wondering  now is whether or not Kris Jenner will be directing the "leaked" sex tape that'll conveniently pop up once her daughter is of age.