Thursday, September 6, 2012

Oh...This Is Still Here. Okay then.

So the other day someone goes "hey dude you still writing that blog?" and I'm like

"Blog??? What blog?!?"

"that blog you write with all the titties and liberal hidden agenda." Mr random guy types this web address into browser then passes tablet for my viewing.

"Ooooooohhh. THAT blog."


and so I am back, or not, maybe...whatever, If someone wants to cut me a check for this I promise to give you titties and liberal agenda to your hearts desire until then though lets keep this casual like we all drank too much, blacked out and woke up naked in a barn for some reason.

If that isn't much of an explanation for all the ones and ones of readers I have, lets just say life happened and move on shall we. Alrighty then.

Friday, December 30, 2011

You Mean It Wasn't True Love!?!

Katy Perry doing what I'm told is singing.

Well that didn't take too long.

 Katy Perry and Russell Brand are set for divorce. This after allegedly getting into a huge fight full of profanities and spending the holidays apart. 

Who saw this coming?!

Sooo an unfunny ex sexoholic and drug abuser comedian and former giant boobed christian rock artist turned edgy pop star who probably gets dick thrown at her like frisbees at a dog park, can't seem to make a rushed marriage seem to work. Is there no such thing as true love? Where's the justice? Katy, don't forget your parting gift!

 Russel Brand doing...who the hell knows, not comedy.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Catty Toddler Calls Other Toddler A Hooker

Yep, It's exactly as it sounds.

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Was Jennifer Aniston Really That Desperate?

I don't think anyone would argue that Jennifer Aniston is a lovely, sexy woman, who single handedly keeps the chloroform market afloat via weird dudes that write blog posts about how hot she is while waiting for her to come home from behind her bushes...not that I know anything about that or anything.