Tuesday, August 2, 2011

I Need To Be In Barbados

So apparently they have this festival in Barbados called Kadoomant Day, where to honor the sugar cane crop Rihanna must simulate doggystyle on her fellow countrymen. All I have to say about this is, God bless you Rihanna and I hope you find it in your heart of hearts to extend your graciousness to would be tourists like me who can appreciate the virtues of a selfless woman who only thinks of the cane crop.