Tuesday, August 23, 2011

I'm A Little Ticked Off With Nicki Minaj's Right Titty

Just about two weeks ago Nicki Minaj in what was soon to be a battle of tits danced around with her left titty hanging out for like two minutes during concert.
Not to be out done a few days later Kelly Rowland's lil' ladies decided to up the ante and pop out at the same time. A very awesome thing indeed.
You would think Nicki's right tit would take some initiative or something and get back in the game. 
Nope. No such luck. Right titty seems perfectly content to pack up and quit.
Frankly I'm sick over these events.
I don't want to live in a country where two titties can not work together to bring beauty to the world.
I am deeply saddened and expect that Nicki has a firm talk with the titty in question.