Friday, August 19, 2011

Jack Ass Terrorists Target David Letterman...Terrorists Are Stupid

Silly terrorists, threats are for kids!

Not satisfied with just being assholes, terrorists now have a new plan!!! 
 from yahoo:
The Site Monitoring Service, a private intelligence organization that watches online activity, said Wednesday that the threat was posted a day earlier on the shumukh al-Islam forum, a popular Internet destination for radical Muslims.

The contributor, who identified himself as Umar al-Basrawi, was reacting to what he said Letterman did after the U.S. military announced on June 5 that a drone strike in Pakistan had killed al-Qaida leader Ilyas Kashmiri.

"Well Dave, I'm not sure I wanna switch seats right now."
Apparently David Letterman mocked another dead  terrorist on his show and instead of setting goals and taking aim at someone influential, say like the president, Tom Cruise or dude in the picture to the left(U.S. Navy Adm Mike Mullen), Terrorists now want to "assassinate" David Letterman. Now I don't think terrorists should be targeting anybody; In my opinion they'd have an easier time influencing people and getting exposure towards their "causes" if they got in the studio and cut a track with nonsensical lyrics and a bangin' beat featuring Lil' B and Ke$ha on the hook. They could entitle it "Nonsense Song With Bangin' Beat" feat Lil' B & Ke$ha. People would probably still hate them, but at least they'd get a MTV award nod and no one would die over foolishness. Terrorists are morons that do far more harm to their own "causes" than good. This is confirmed by this latest lunacy as well as countless Steven Seagal movies where the terrorists attack this slow 6'5" pony tailed hippie individually, one at a time as if they don't have him out numbered one hundred to one. Stupids. This is what happens when America can't spend that money like we use to. These rival countries and terrorists start looking at us like we are dinner ready to get served up. Good thing they're stupid, I mean Letterman? Seriously??? I mean the guy is funny and I'm sure he insults his fair share of terrorists but c'mon man!

Will a move like that send America's finances in to an even bigger tail spin? Not likely. Can it cripple our military prowess? No. Will it cripple our spirit? Probably not. It will probably annoy us though and encourage us to kill a shitload more terrorists.

As for Dave, I'm not too worried about him. Dude gets into more beef than The Ground Round. He's probably packing the burner. I'm surprised he hasn't taken time off his show to pursue a career in gangsta rap. He can handle haters and threats.

Really lets be honest here, Dave is 65. He's getting that AARP money now. Sadly, he may not last another decade and I still think he could go Steven Seagal on these jerks.