Thursday, August 11, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Can't Win

X17 says they have so called "video" of "Lindsay Lohan" "purchasing" "drugs". Sure, whatever that means. What has the world come to when America attacks it's own heroes and role models? What has Lindsay ever done to anyone except that one time she jacked some dudes car, and the other time she slapped a nurse, or when she stole those jewels, or stuffed that whole baby kitten in her vagina for shits and giggles.

Thankfully, her PR rep cleared matters up and explains that Lindsay didn't meet up with those super sketchy drug dealer looking characters to buy drugs. Oh no...heavens no! They were purchasing crystals. Ahhh! It makes sense now! You see the crystals are magic...who doesn't want a world full of magic!