Thursday, August 11, 2011

Travel Safety 101: Pass On Aruba

Looks beautiful right? Now imagine your bell hop looked like this or Eli Roth were hotel management because that's pretty much what your signing up for seeing as another American girl has gone missing in Aruba.

Robyn Colson-Gardner is kinda cute, unfortunately she has also been missing since August 2nd according to reports. The whole situation is shaping up to be very sordid and hopefully things end up better than last time and this woman can go home safely to her family. You can find out more by checking out the facebook or by not being lazy and fucking googling "Robyn Colson-Gardner". Duh.

Also if you have info contact Fred Panneflek with the Aruban authorities at 011-297-597-5201 or if you'd like to obtain my services I will water board the right parties to extract information. Not that I have a interest in the case or anything, it's just that Jack Bauer is my anti-drug.