Thursday, September 29, 2011

Ashton Kutcher Is Probably Not Having The Best Week

So CBS got mad at Kutcher this week for being an ad whore. Meanwhile his wife of six years Demi Moore got mad at him for being an actual whore.

The Post reported marriage trouble between the two yesterday, alleging that Kelso was slinging dick at every two bit ho like he was some sorta celebrity actor or something. One such alleged two bit ho has been identified as a Sara Leal.Yeah, I don't know who the hell that is either, but it seems as if she's hired a lawyer to try and get paid like a ho true to da game, sort through this whole ordeal.

I don't know how much of this is true, you know Hollywood and it's secrets...ahem, (Will & Jada). I thought this was an odd pairing to start with though. Why would I young actor who could bang any chick get married at such a young age? Why would a woman as experienced and mature as Moore think he'd be ready for that? Is her pussy magic? Can she pull rabbits out of it? Was her vagina part of the underground railroad? I don't get it.

Regardless, Moore still passes for hot. Maybe she made a deal with a high voodoo priestess, maybe she eats a healthy diet of placenta every morning, I don't know but she still looks good. So to commemorate her possibly being single again, here are some hot Demi Moore pics.