How did this happen? What kind of perverse utilization of science and logic is this?
This is probably the best thing to happen to mankind or it'll probably trigger the apocalypse. I can't call it. It's too close, I'll say it's 50/50 either way. In a six pack no less!!! I must speak with someone who has consumed this odd union of barbecue and soda immediately. Who has lived to tell the tale?