Monday, October 24, 2011

Anyone Feeling Sorry For Ashton Kutcher? Anyone?

Ashton Kutcher is emotional these days.

...And by emotional, I mean he's crying like a bitch. Kutcher went on his "chime-in" account today(whatever the hell that is) and made a statement about the state of media and how it's hurtful and deceit ridden and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
He basically went out of his way to indirectly address divorce rumors without actually saying anything and definitely not denying anything...still.

Look, the dude seems like an okay guy. He has that charity to stop human sex trafficking(DNA) but when you're even a mildly famous star trafficking your own dick to any hungry vagina in the greater LA area, it tends to get noticed. Don't blame the media dude. Maybe they got the story right maybe they got it wrong, but you didn't deny it either way and then instead of letting the story or lack of one die, you feed the fire by making smarmy, whiny indirect messages that only fuel speculation. So to finish in short...shut the fuck up.