Friday, October 14, 2011

The Dude Who Exposed Scarlett Johansson's Bare Ass Got Caught

So  it looks Scarlett really did get hacked and the dude who did the hacking got caught. The hacker, identified as Christopher Chaney was indicted Wednesday for multiple counts of fraud and magical internet trickery. Chaney apologized over the matter profusely and admitted to being addicted to oggling pictures of Scarlett's nicely shaped, well rounded, plump lil' ass  hacking.

This man broke laws to see Scarlett Johansson's ass. She should be quite upset. But after that anger subsides she should realize the demand her ass commands and work out some mutual arrangement where both the public and her ass can both be satisfied. I'd be happy to mediate.