In his next add, Herman Cain's top aide snorts coke off the naked tit of a
big breasted actress dressed as lady liberty while
the camera fades in on Herman dilligently at work at his desk
when his pet bald eagle enters the room, lands on the desk, pours Cain a cognac and lets loose a cry
of freedom as Cain pets him. Cain then sips cognac, instantly grows a full beard and nods to the camera reassuringly.