After observing this video several times it appears that Rihanna is suffering from a growing problem that afflicts many women in society these days.
You may have noticed the following:
- longing gaze/intense eye rape
- heavy breathing
- licking/biting of lips
- noticeable tension
This is not a new phenomena; the male equivalent would be restless penis syndrome, the startling aspect of this growing epedemic is the rate at which it is growing amongst the female population. As a member of the Professional Enrichment and Recovery of Vagina Team, I have done extensive research. The only humane action would be to recognize the symptoms, make the necessary studies, offer support and contribute to the prosperity and recovery for malnourished vaginas everywhere.
If Rihanna, the sexiest woman alive can be afflicted by such a condition, it can hit anyone.
In the near future Indiscriminate Swag plans to produce a telethon to support nourishment for vaginas and eradicate hunger but until then stay strong and fight the good fight.